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The West London sense of entitlement

is spreading on to
tables in a restaurant
that aren’t yours to share.



At the YSC office in Covent Garden

They release people’s
power. But not the guard who
stays in all weekend.



The portal to riches

There is a red door
open against the window
of Ladbrokes. Winning.



Child of J.Ive

Am now a member
of the creative classes.
Have iPad. Will write.



I am PC!

Secondary slave
hard disk fatal error. Fuck.
I didn’t back up.



Overly confident ball bearing

I am smooth. I am
round. I am heavy. I am
important. Aren’t I?



Bird, unaligned

A pigeon at the
osteopathy school.
‘Can you do my wings?’